Been REALLLY busy, but ive finally got the time to update.
Firstly, After my disaster of an Anatomy Test (82.5 overall) I know now how to study for the class and I should get an A on the next test, whether i can get an A overall is yet to be determined. Anyways im moving on and i will definately do better. Afterwards we went out to the Ale house and had a couple of beers and some white guys in our class (zetty and sean) were telling me all these crazy references to sexual things i had no idea existed. For instance: The Houdini: Guy is doing a guy from behind and when he's about to cum he spits on her back, she thinks its all over, turns around and gets blasted in the face. The cajun hotstick: When she is in doggie style; the guy dips his penis in hot sauce and sticks it in, supposedly it hurts. The David Copperfield: Guy has sex with girl with friend hiding in the closet or something, They discretely switch positions during doggie style and the original guy walks outside and waves to the girl from outside. The Screaming Sea Gull; Guy has sex on beach and when girl doesnt look, guy covers penis with sand and sticks it in, and supposedly she'll scream and wave her arms around like a crazy sea gull. Theres also a Rusty Trombone, but this one is kinda sick so u'll havta IM me about it later. The Spiderman, When guy is about to cum, he pretends to have already came, then cums in his own hand, when girl turns around you throw the cum in her face while making the sound effets of the spider web that spiderman has (and dont forget the way spider man's hands is set) LOL tracy is prolly going to dump me after this post, but this was the highlight of my 2 weeks of hardcore studying.
Now onto school related crap: I went to IGC last Friday (9/1) and this is where i pretty much follow a doctor around in the clinic. This was my first time this semester to go, and it sucked hard. Only saw 1 patient out of the 4.5 hours i was there and it was a patient with ulcerative lesions around her lower belly flap and around her genitalia. Whether it was bacterial or viral (staph vs herpes) was undetermined so we sent a culture to the labs. Also in my small anatomy group of 4 ppl ive realized that our group goes extremely slow mainly because we dissect very carefully and are afraid we are cutting too deep and therefore cutting through major nerves, veins, arteries, muscles that we need to preserve. Yesterday in lab was kinda icky, i was elbow deep with ass fat (we were dissecting the lower extremities, so i literally had ass fat on me (fat in the superficial fascia of the gluteus maximus). Anyways this weekend im gonna study for physio, biochem, and anatomy even though my next test is in 3 weeks yay! I am off to IGC today and hopefully things wont be slow. That is all for now, stay tuned for the next episode of grody stuff from med school
OH YEA: im going to watch the UT/OSU game at the HardRock casino (pretty big) at the sports bookies, its only like a 10 minute drive cant waittt
Firstly, After my disaster of an Anatomy Test (82.5 overall) I know now how to study for the class and I should get an A on the next test, whether i can get an A overall is yet to be determined. Anyways im moving on and i will definately do better. Afterwards we went out to the Ale house and had a couple of beers and some white guys in our class (zetty and sean) were telling me all these crazy references to sexual things i had no idea existed. For instance: The Houdini: Guy is doing a guy from behind and when he's about to cum he spits on her back, she thinks its all over, turns around and gets blasted in the face. The cajun hotstick: When she is in doggie style; the guy dips his penis in hot sauce and sticks it in, supposedly it hurts. The David Copperfield: Guy has sex with girl with friend hiding in the closet or something, They discretely switch positions during doggie style and the original guy walks outside and waves to the girl from outside. The Screaming Sea Gull; Guy has sex on beach and when girl doesnt look, guy covers penis with sand and sticks it in, and supposedly she'll scream and wave her arms around like a crazy sea gull. Theres also a Rusty Trombone, but this one is kinda sick so u'll havta IM me about it later. The Spiderman, When guy is about to cum, he pretends to have already came, then cums in his own hand, when girl turns around you throw the cum in her face while making the sound effets of the spider web that spiderman has (and dont forget the way spider man's hands is set) LOL tracy is prolly going to dump me after this post, but this was the highlight of my 2 weeks of hardcore studying.
Now onto school related crap: I went to IGC last Friday (9/1) and this is where i pretty much follow a doctor around in the clinic. This was my first time this semester to go, and it sucked hard. Only saw 1 patient out of the 4.5 hours i was there and it was a patient with ulcerative lesions around her lower belly flap and around her genitalia. Whether it was bacterial or viral (staph vs herpes) was undetermined so we sent a culture to the labs. Also in my small anatomy group of 4 ppl ive realized that our group goes extremely slow mainly because we dissect very carefully and are afraid we are cutting too deep and therefore cutting through major nerves, veins, arteries, muscles that we need to preserve. Yesterday in lab was kinda icky, i was elbow deep with ass fat (we were dissecting the lower extremities, so i literally had ass fat on me (fat in the superficial fascia of the gluteus maximus). Anyways this weekend im gonna study for physio, biochem, and anatomy even though my next test is in 3 weeks yay! I am off to IGC today and hopefully things wont be slow. That is all for now, stay tuned for the next episode of grody stuff from med school
OH YEA: im going to watch the UT/OSU game at the HardRock casino (pretty big) at the sports bookies, its only like a 10 minute drive cant waittt
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